zagreus-taking-time-apart:

steampoweredsass:

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

We teach kids to fear animals like rats, snakes, spiders, etc. that are harmless 99% of the time but do we ever warn them about the real danger

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WHY DOES IT HAVE TEETH ON ITS TONGUE

I am a gooseologist and I can tell you that geese live on a healthy diet of children’s souls which can only be properly chewed with unholy tongue teeth

communistbakery:

apple unsatisfied face vs android unsatisfied face

european:

when you read something on the internet about your country and it’s just wrong

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sherleg:

john is invited to stay with the holmes parents at christmas together with sherlock and mycroft and the morning after christmas they are all in the kitchen for breakfast and the mother exlaims “who has used all the milk again??” and in defense sherlock blurts out “mycroft ate all the cake from yesterday!” and mycroft just looks scandalised at sherlock and yells “sherlock is in love with john!” and sherlock almost dies of emberrassment

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